Monday, April 5, 2010

A Musing on Vampires


Amidst the recent vampire craze, a great character has been lost. Dracula's pallid complexion has been replaced by the chiseled face of youth; solitude sidelined in lieu of horny teenagers. These days, a vampire could be waiting around any corner, waiting to bite in designer jeans. But I have to wonder,

what happened to the Count that started it all?

Where are the castles?

And what about
the motherfucking capes?


Yves Saint Laurent knows what's up.

No comments:

Post a Comment